We have unearthed a long-rumored cache of Caligulan tour shirts (created for my third book) deep in the basement. If you’d like one, please message me directly through the CONTACT page of my author website. I’m happy to send as many as you like at no charge just to free up the space for myself. I have adult sizes S, M, L, and XL, while they last. Let me know if you want one!