Product piracy is big business around the world. We see Prada bags and Cartier watches for $10 on street corners. Imitations are everywhere. Why pay for Fruit Loops when you can have Fruity Circles (a perfectly legal knockoff)? Nowhere is piracy more profitable than in the toy market. Here are some amusing examples from our friends over at Cracked, including a talking cowboy “Woody” doll from Toy Story who seems to fire a laser and shout “Drop the Gun!” See more at Cracked.

Everyone remember that crime avenger “Robert Cop 3?” Well, here he is.

How did Darth Vader get to work? On a police motorcycle, of course. And his name is “Star Knight.”

And this is one of the best.