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E-Verse Ways to Say Someone’s Not a Genius, Part Three

By Ernest Hilbert • June 25, 2008 • E-Verse
  • A few Bradys short of a bunch
  • Half a bubble off plumb
  • No grain in the silo
  • Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  • Receiver is off the hook
  • Has a leak in the skylight
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts
  • Dumb as a donkey
  • Not all the soldiers are marching in line
  • A few fruit loops shy of a full bowl
  • Donated his brain to science before he was done with it
  • Dumb as a stump
  • Has the parachute but missing the ripcord
  • All telephone, no receiver
  • One ski short of a snowmobile
  • Eats soup with a fork
  • The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
  • The cheese slid off the cracker
  • The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel
  • A few shades beyond blonde

I See Dumb People

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