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Top Five Strangest Pumpkin Spice Things

By Bethany • August 21, 2020 • Feature

So we are in mid-August and that means just one thing: the spice is upon us!!! Starbucks typically unveils its pumpkin spice drinks in the last week of August, so our long pumpkin spice drought is nearly over. But it’s not enough to have just pumpkin spice lattes . . . the spice has taken over the world as manufacturers have seen that pumpkin spice sells. But sometimes they go overboard and add spice to things that just shouldn’t have spice. Here are the strangest bespiced things:

Pumpkin Spice Dog and Cat shampoo. This way, your pet can smell, but not taste, food all the time! Which I’m sure won’t confuse them at all!

Deodorant. Forget the Axe Body Spray. Pumpkin Spice deodorant is the babe magnet we need!

Peeps. This intersection of autumn and Easter might just break the spice-time continuum.

Pumpkin Spice Face Mask. No, not that kind of face mask. It’s a beauty mask. With hemp! No, not that kind of hemp. Nevermind.

Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste. I can’t help but think my mouth just won’t feel clean if it tastes like pumpkin spice.

Extra: Pumpkin Spice Nail Polish. I cannot stress this enough: do not put this in your mouth.

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    Bethany is a senior staff writer for E-Verse Radio, known for her trademark top five lists. She currently resides in Los Angeles.

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