Ahhhh, E-Verse needs to relax, down a few pints, and generally get into the mood for next week’s festivities in NYC. Soooo, what better than an evening of Gong Show Karaoke hosted by E-Verser Carmen, in the guise of Skeletor, from the 1980s cartoon He Man? I’ve always felt that the one thing karaoke really lacked was a gong to get people off stage if they were the pits. Upstairs at the Trocadero, an old burlesque theater in Chinatown, the audience is as vicious as that of a Roman coliseum, and thumbs down means thumbs down. So, if you’re in Philly, down around Chinatown, stop in at the Troc after 10PM and say hi to Skeletor, who will crush you like scum.