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E-Verse Dumb New Product of the Month: Beer on a Stick

By Ernest Hilbert • August 27, 2009 • E-Verse

Why? I mean, really, come on! How is this easier than just holding the glass? Your hand shouldn’t be that warm! And what about mugs? They already have handles on them. And how do you put this thing down? They say it sits “easily on a table,” but I’m sure they mean the very edge. Here are their selling points:

Beer not warmed by hand
Hand will not get cold & wet
Unique and fun to use
Sits easily on a table
Holds 16/20 oz. cups and 1-pint glasses
Excellent Marketing tool
Custom Logos
Unlimited colors
Re-usable

Well, don’t let us dissuade you. Click on the image below to buy one!

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OK, so they ask the rhetorical question “Who can use Drink on a Stick™?” Never fear. They answer it themselves. Aside from the total lack of parallelism in this series, note the final entry!

Lemonade Stands
Sports Events
State Fairs
Indoor/Outdoor Concerts
People Fairs
Street Festivals
Rodeos
Barbeques
Picnics
House Parties
Beach Goers
County Fairs
Tailgating
Unlimited

People fairs? What? Unlimited?

Let’s look at some people using it, shall we?

people1

people3

I sure hope the guy in the left above doesn’t see this and come after me. Look at those guns!

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  • redhenpress8@verizon.net'
    Reply stephoh August 27, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    So the people tailgating are the same people (in the same clothing) who would bring a beer stick to a bar or party? And, these are the same people who might rest the chilled beer-on-a-stick on a hot grill, tuck a T-shirt into jeans, and/or wear a cell phone belt clip.

    I guess I’m glad to be associated with the koozie crowd. Which, coincidentally, share the same selling points minus the models.

  • keithkelleher@yahoo.com'
    Reply keith August 27, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    What an stupid thing to use! Look at those people . . . that does NOT look comfortable! Actually you can buy mugs that have insulators that keep the heat of your hand isolated from the contents of the mug.

  • ffejis@hotmail.com'
    Reply Ffej August 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I noticed they have no pictures of them actually drinking with this thing.
    It may be physically impossible.

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