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Ghost of Christmas Past: E-Verse’s Classic Christmas Episode

Ghost of Christmas Past: E-Verse’s Classic Christmas Episode

ErnieErnest Hilbert is founder of E-Verse Radio.More Posts – Website – Twitter – Facebook

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E-Verser Cynthia Wants You to Help Save Some Words

E-Verser Cynthia Wants You to Help Save Some Words

Save the words!

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Robotic Band Performs “Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson

Robotic Band Performs “Beautiful People” by Marilyn Manson

One man robot band!

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Well, It’s a Start: The E-Verse Free Book Program Begins Small

Well, It’s a Start: The E-Verse Free Book Program Begins Small

After much planning, the first books in the E-Verse Free Book Program have landed on the shelf at Ants Pants cafe. These meager offerings will grow in time, and the peculiar range of books—Lake Wobegon Days, Absalom, Absalom!, The Exorcist, Washington Square, Tom Jones, and The Manchriant Candidate—show that we’re trying to introduce some variety while keeping standards as high as reasonably possible (some will argue this). So stop by for a patented Bacon Stack and the best coffee in Philadelphia. More books to follow!

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“Carrion Birds Wheeling Overhead”: New E-Verse Drink for the Summer: Introducing, the Black Sabbath

“Carrion Birds Wheeling Overhead”: New E-Verse Drink for the Summer: Introducing, the Black Sabbath

On my recent trek through Scotland I found myself seated in the back room of a small pub in the northeastern village of Huntly, in Aberdeenshire. I learned of the latest drink to emerge from the long dark nights of the highland winter. It’s called the Black Sabbath, and it’s very easy to concoct. In fact, it’s so elementary as to almost escape the category of “drink” altogether.

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“I Don’t Know Why They Call this Stuff Hamburger Helper. It Does Just Fine by Itself, Huh?”: Everyone (in the US) Have a Great Fourth of July Weekend, from All of Us at E-Verse!

“I Don’t Know Why They Call this Stuff Hamburger Helper. It Does Just Fine by Itself, Huh?”: Everyone (in the US) Have a Great Fourth of July Weekend, from All of Us at E-Verse!

And don’t blow your fingers off with fireworks!

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Like Kitty Porn? Then Try Cute Overload!

Like Kitty Porn? Then Try Cute Overload!

Ridiculous, we know, but if you have some time to spare, Cute Overload is a website devoted to images that press the “awwwwww” button in us all.

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“No, that’s a bear in a, in a bee costume!”: How about Some Animals Dressed as Other Animals

“No, that’s a bear in a, in a bee costume!”: How about Some Animals Dressed as Other Animals

Sooner or later, every possible topic or hobby will have its own website. Here’s proof. It’s a site dedicated to images of animals . . . dressed up as other animals.

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Juggalos, Techno Viking, and Poets Ranked by Beard Size: That’s Right, E-Verse Video is Back!

Juggalos, Techno Viking, and Poets Ranked by Beard Size: That’s Right, E-Verse Video is Back!

It’s been a little over a year since Paul and I have had a spare moment to sit down and put together an episode of E-Verse Radio, but we’re back! Check it out.

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Kraken Spiced Black Rum

Kraken Spiced Black Rum

We received no money for running this commercial, though we’d not mind being paid in rum. We’ve had a lot of nice summer nights drinking it neat. We also like giant octopuses (yes, we anglicize the plural).

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“Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars”: Introducing “Shit My Students Write”

“Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars”: Introducing “Shit My Students Write”

“Rome went on to conquer other territories and planets.”

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Thinking of Having Your Portrait Painted? Check out Gwenn Liberty Seemel

Thinking of Having Your Portrait Painted? Check out Gwenn Liberty Seemel

“Although her portraits might be of other people, stare at them long enough and you’ll find they have an interesting way of becoming as much about . . . her own hunger to understand the world.” – Inara Verzemnieks, The Oregonian

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2011 Tollund Poetry Translation Contest Winners

2011 Tollund Poetry Translation Contest Winners

In collaboration with the popular literary blog E-Verse Radio, Tollund Inc., an international legal translation firm, is happy to announce the winners of the second annual Tollund Poetry Translation Prize.

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“Slip Sliding Away”: The Future of Continents

“Slip Sliding Away”: The Future of Continents

We all know that plate tectonics cause the world’s continents to move very slowly and reshape themselves. What was once a single mega-continent, Pangea, has since broken into the seven continents we know and love so well. Here is a look at what the future holds, as they continue slip sliding away, or, as we see, back together again. Courtesy of Slightly Warped.

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E-Verse Nets 36,000 Readers in February!

E-Verse Nets 36,000 Readers in February!

We’re getting there! The goal is 50,000 readers by year’s end. Please share E-Verse with friends, family, and enemies.

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OK, so Narnia is East of Oz?: Dan Meth’s Fantasy Map

OK, so Narnia is East of Oz?: Dan Meth’s Fantasy Map

So, leave the Shire, go straight past Mordor, then turn right at Whoville. That will put you smack in the middle of Terabithia. Right? Ok, so keep south and you’ll eventually hit Fantasia, you see. Then turn right again, over the isthmus and there you are: Land of the Lost. Give Will my best.

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“If Resumes Included Stuff We Were Actually Proud Of”

“If Resumes Included Stuff We Were Actually Proud Of”

Thanks to CollegeHumor.com for this one.

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“No small perversion of language is needed to spin heroism out of an evening spent in a chair”: B.R. Myers Skewers Foodies and their Books

“No small perversion of language is needed to spin heroism out of an evening spent in a chair”: B.R. Myers Skewers Foodies and their Books

Steingarten tells of watching four people hold down a struggling, groaning pig for a full 20 minutes as it bled to death for his dinner. He calls the animal “a filthy beast deserving its fate.”

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E-Verser Designer Jennifer Unveils her New Website: jenAWESOME!

E-Verser Designer Jennifer Unveils her New Website: jenAWESOME!

Head over to Jennifer’s new website to see her professional portfolio of corporate and fine art designs. Forward to anyone currently in the market for an excellent graphic designer who happens to be awesome too. Oh, and did we mention she’s a champion skater?

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“Mendozaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”: Unveiled for the First Time, the Complete “Hidden” McBain Movie from The Simpsons

“Mendozaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”: Unveiled for the First Time, the Complete “Hidden” McBain Movie from The Simpsons

Thanks to Cory Doctorow for posting this at BoingBoing. Thanks also to my brother for bringing it to my attention.

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“What a beautiful Pussy you are!”: Poetry Tattoo!

“What a beautiful Pussy you are!”: Poetry Tattoo!

E-Verser Penny sent in an image of her new tattoo, inspired by Edward Lear’s famous and much-loved poem “Owl and the Pussycat.”

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“‘Official’ Art Was Dull and Desiccated and that the Real Vibrancy was with the Subversive Trash of Popular Culture”: Neal Gabler on the Enduring Divide Between the Critics and the Public

“‘Official’ Art Was Dull and Desiccated and that the Real Vibrancy was with the Subversive Trash of Popular Culture”: Neal Gabler on the Enduring Divide Between the Critics and the Public

Kael’s was a time in America, some 40 years ago, when the balance of power was shifting from the elites to the populists–a last-ditch fight that turned criticism into a blood sport with all sorts of warriors.

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This Ain’t Yer Grandma’s Knitting: Yarn Bombing!

This Ain’t Yer Grandma’s Knitting: Yarn Bombing!

E-Verser Cynthia introduces us to the world of Yarn Bombing.

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“FREE BOOK!”: New Signs for E-Verse’s Free Books in the Cafe Program

“FREE BOOK!”: New Signs for E-Verse’s Free Books in the Cafe Program

E-Verse designer Jennifer displays the newly-minted signs for E-Verse’s soon-to-be-launched free books program at Ants Pants Cafe. Stay tuned for more information as the program gets underway.

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“I.E. Preppy, Punk, Nerd, Jock”: Casting Call Poster for Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Video

“I.E. Preppy, Punk, Nerd, Jock”: Casting Call Poster for Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Video

A terrible wave of nostalgia washes over me when I see this poster. Of course, at the time, I would have ignored it even if it were pressed upon me with the utmost urgency and passion. Thanks to E-Verser G.M. Palmer for posting it.

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Happy New Year to Everyone from E-Verse!

Happy New Year to Everyone from E-Verse!

Here’s to a healthy and happy 2011!!!

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A Very Happy Holiday: E-Verse Breaks 30,000 Unique Readers for the Month

A Very Happy Holiday: E-Verse Breaks 30,000 Unique Readers for the Month

And it shows no signs of stopping. Thanks for reading, everyone. You know who you are: you’re stars! Have a fun and safe and happy holiday season.

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Merry Christmas, Everyone

Merry Christmas, Everyone

I’ll bet this family is going to have a very merry Christmas.

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Cruising for a Bruising? How about Angling for a Strangling? Or Aiming for a Laming? Ben Downing Sets Out to See How Many Ways We Can Say It

Cruising for a Bruising? How about Angling for a Strangling? Or Aiming for a Laming? Ben Downing Sets Out to See How Many Ways We Can Say It

Ben Downing writes: Christopher Hitchens mentions in Hitch-22 that he and his friends once amused themselves by coming up with synonyms for “cruising for a bruising” (the four he names are “angling for a mangling,” “aiming for a maiming,” “strolling for a rolling,” and “thirsting for a worsting”). It set me to thinking, and last night two friends got into the act. Here’s what we’ve produced so far. Will you please add to the list? I guess we’ve probably covered most of the obvious ones, but there seems to be no limit to the theme, and I’m curious to see just how far such nonsense can be pushed.

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E-Verse Climbs to 29,000 Readers this Month . . . Can 30,000 Be Far Away?

E-Verse Climbs to 29,000 Readers this Month . . . Can 30,000 Be Far Away?

29,000 unique (in every sense of the word) readers so far this month. Let’s see if we can’t break 30,000 before Christmas!

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